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The Real Johann Gambolputty

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior, (born 1904)
set the world record for the world's longest name.  A helpful audio of the pronunciation of his full name can be found here on Wikipedia. (Link)

The Monty Python sketch which seems to have been based on Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior's name can be seen here: (Link)

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Really? Am I the only one who's mystified about the deification of Hugh Jackman?

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Rejected New Yorker Cover

Doddering old McSame is headed for the "button" while wife Cindy stands by her man as Ho Chi Min's portrait hangs on the wall.

dr monkerstein snagged it and I snagged it from him.

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Bush To Survey Damage

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His pResidency (next month, the rest of the world?)

Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has left behind.

from: THE ONION

Funny concept. Can you imagine this really happening? Flying over droves of people that have suffered from his terms in office?

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'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day

Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day

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Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming 2008 sham election. link

More coverage at The Onion

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