Showing posts with label Hep C. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hep C. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


Obamify yourself.


Make your own "Obamicon" — your image in a style inspired by Shepard Fairey's iconic poster. I wasn't very creative here with mine but there are some pretty good ones posted.



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100 Things

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Almost 100 Things

1. I once drove the Goodyear Blimp. (My Dad was a Goodyear exec.)

2. The FBI had a file on me when I was 15. They'd heard about the curtains I'd made from real flags and really took a dim view of it.

3. I have had many fun hitchhiking adventures.

4. I am a huge Simpson's fan and named my website after an episode.

5. I've been divorced once. I was devastated.

6. Used to have a classic cherry-red Studebaker [car].

7. Took ballet, acrobatics, and tap for years growing up with my sister.

8. I have two children.

9. I have lived in 2 different co-existing communes in rural Tennessee, in Venice Beach, CA, in Atlanta, GA, and briefly at the Chelsea in NY. Met a few characters there.

10. I bought my first twelve-string guitar when I was 17 from Dunham's in Asheville, NC.

11. I used to belong to the Mickey Mantle Fan Club when I was 11 years old. But I also really liked the great Roger Maris.

12. I still meditate and do yoga daily.

13. I probably had more fun in my old navy VW bus (that I painted the moon, sun and stars on), than anything. Many taboos were slayed, initiations held, and numerous trips were taken. This was 1969-70 when they were still quite unique.

14. I was a bartender for a dozen years. It was my evening job.

15. I met my husband while I was a bartender.

16. My husband played lead guitar in the band where I was a bartender.

17. I recently had a milestone birthday.

18. My favorite food is coconut shrimp.

19. I used to be embarrassed by the fact that I'm such a sports enthusiast, but now I celebrate it. And I love to play golf.

20. I am a big Duke University Blue Devils Basketball fan.

21. I have had some of the same best friends for over 35 years and we're in contact every week.

22. I am a recovering drug/alcohol addict; and have been drug-free since 1991; and only 4 or 5 drinks since then. No dope. Marijuana doesn't count.

23. Some of my very best friends weren't able to do the same thing and have already passed on far too soon.

24. I miss my best friend, Janet. She was a nurse who succumbed to the occupational hazard. My very best friend since 13.

25. When I was young, my mother taught our neighbor to sew and the neighbor gave me piano lessons.

26. I used to jog eight miles a day.

27. And I worked out literally every extra minute I had during the day.

28. This exercise blitz was supported when I was a full-blown cocaine addict.

29. I had two car wrecks as the driver by the time I was fifteen years old. It's probably why I worry so much about my teenage daughter in a car.

30. I like making quilts, wall-hangings, clothes, anything on my sewing machine or by hand. I've made two quilts by hand.

31. I didn't learn to sew until I was over 30 and made all my young daughter's clothes, some of mine and some of my husbands.

32. I was first paid to sing when I was just 14 at a place called the "Waggon Wheel". They passed around a cigar box and took up a collection for me.

33. I persuaded them to let me sing "Play With Fire" & "Time is on My Side" [Stones] & "Eve of Destruction", "Don't Think Twice". Where else was a 15 year old girl going to get this opportunity in Smalltown, USA? I later sang in 2 different bands after being a street musician.

34. I am the oldest of two daughters.

35. I have a rescued mixed breed (golden retriever/chow) dog named Buddy.

36. My favorite color is black.

37. My dad passed away in 1990 on my daughter's 2nd birthday. I still miss him madly. Everybody loved my Dad.

38. I once took Prozac for depression. Not long after losing my Father.

39. I don't recommend stopping it abuptly. I was weeding by moonlight in a manic frenzy soon after a self induced withdrawal.

40. I used to wear glasses but at my last DMV trip they said I didn't need to wear them to drive so I think my vision is improving with age. Pretty strange.

41. I believe marijuana should be legal. I know. You're surprised.

42. I registered to vote in 1972 to cast my first vote against Nixon when he ran for president. He had visited my college campus in 1971 and it was the first big organized protest I went to.

43. I protested against the Vietnam War in DC and at college many times and have only been maced twice and detained once. (I got to sign myself out.)

44. My family nickname for me is Sude or Sudie.

45. I like to play Mah-Jongg.

46. I was confirmed an Episcopalian, and so is my family.

47. But am currently a practicing Buddhist We attend in the back of a bookstore.

48. I still cling to many Sixties ideals--1) Love everybody. 2) Share what you have. 3) Whatever gets you through the night.

49. I am a compulsive list maker and organizer.

50. If I had been born a boy, my parents were going to name me Mike.

51. I first went to see Jimi Hendrix on May 9, 1969, with Bill Sherrod. I was 16 and was so excited I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

52. My great-grandmother died just a few years ago when she was 107.

53. My husband has never worn a wedding band. He also doesn't like to wear a watch or earring or necklace. I'm sure there's a good story there somewhere but he's not talking. But a pocketwatch works fine for him.

54. My husband always plays guitar left-handed upside down, like Hendrix, and has cut a few records back in the day. He actually had the same producer as Jimi. (Or was that the same manager?) My husband has lead a very full life.

55. Being a mother is everything it's cracked up to be. It's my greatest joy.

56. I believe everyone should try LSD once in their lifetime. It's certainly a mind-expander and helped me fast-forward my thinking in my formative, early college years. So I majored in psychedelics in college the first time around. I went back again for another degree in 1992.

57. My husband just found out he has Type II Diabetes.

58. He also has Hepatitis C

59. So does my sister.

60. Christmas 2003, she was very ill and in the Intensive Care unit for 10 days. Real touch and go not knowing if she'd make it. I don't know when I've been so scared. (UPDATE: See #66)

61. Trying to cope and adjust with everyone around me being ill.

62. Who am I? Queen Bringdown and the Buzzkills? Pass that spliff and stay awhile. You want more? I really don't enjoy talking about myself much and I certainly don't want to divulge much either.

63. In college, I recall good-looking guy came by the university in his converted old bread truck and parked in front of the Student Center where all us 'ne'er do wells' were lounging. He set up a table with SDS pamphlets and we all signed up and discussed Nixon's pending arrival on campus. He talked to us about the ROTC program and how to take over that building. It was the college student's "Fuck You" to war. Within a year I was onboard with NOW, SDS, and along with Arfus Apple & Suzy Creamcheese in an art and performance troupe of drama and art majors and assorted friends. I was seventeen and plugged in. Believe it.

64. I'm in the early stages of working on an autobiography/memoir. I'm not that vain. I just was chicken to tell my kids so they can sit down one day and read about me before they came into the world.

65. Biggest misconception about me? That I'm a wise-ass. I am the sweetest, most gentle spirit that you'll ever meet.

JANUARY 2006

66. My sister, Robin passed away on November 24, 2005, Thanksgiving morning at 6:00am. She was two years younger and was my best friend. I thought we had another year with her, but she passed on to the other side. More people are there than are here now. She died from liver cancer brought on by Hepatitis C. By the time we got the diagnosis of the cancer, it had already spread to her lymph nodes and it was just a matter of time. I told her I was going to *fix her*, but we both knew that was wishful thinking. On her hospital bed when she was no longer lucid, her look said it all. She was scared and there was nothing I could do to help her. Coldplay's "Fix You" had come on the radio a few weeks earlier when we were driving back from her most recent diagnosis. Or death sentence, as it turns out. I didn't like Coldplay. Robin hadn't heard it before so I turned it up and sung the song to her. By the time it was over I was convinced I could heal her with the help of drug trials or last resort treatments. I began researching like a motherfucker and was making plans to take her to Mexico when I got the call from Mother that Robin was in the hospital. She came back out in a hearse.

67. After Robin passed on, my Mother was all alone and scared to live by herself. She's sacrificed so much for me so I moved in with her into my old family home in Tennessee. My dear husband and sweet daughter are still living in NC for now, but we stay in touch every day.

68. Did you guess that I was the town outcast? My friend's parents wouldn't let me hang around with their kids. I was a free spirit and still am. My kids are sad they can't find ways to rebel and shock me. Unless one becomes a Republican, I'm pretty much shock proof.

TO BE CONTINUED...

July 3, 2008

69. My daughter delivered a beautiful boy September 9, 2007. Phoenix Sebastian. He's perfect in every way and I'm a brand new grandmother. Today he's 10 months old, is taking his first wobbly steps and can alone stand by himself. He has 7 teeth already and is eating solid food very well. I couldn't be more proud of my daughter and I tell her that at least once a week. He has a little mohawk but I would like to see it grow.

70. I enjoyed a satisfying career with J.Crew and they later closed down in my town. After my Mother ended up alone in another city the universe decided my next course for me. I moved in with her and I began working for myself as an independent contractor so I could care for her. Dig this-- I'm not very hard on myself and I work when I want to and need to. I still can't get over that I'm working at home on my computer. And the money is good. I found the uber grande dickola this time.

71. I've been seperated from my husband for 3 years now. I don't really mind. Honestly? I would really like to date again.
72. To be continued...

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Drug-War Bulletins

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Drug-War Bulletins

Three of them:

1. In Seattle, a fifty-six-year old man died last Thursday after being refused a liver transplant because he had followed his doctor’s recommendation to use marijuana to ease the symptoms of hepatitis C. From the Associated Press story:

His death came a week after a doctor told him a University of Washington Medical Center committee had again denied him a spot on the liver transplant list. The team had previously told him it would not consider placing him on the list until he completed a 60-day drug-treatment class…

The Virginia-based United Network for Organ Sharing, which oversees the nation’s transplant system, leaves it to individual hospitals to develop criteria for transplant candidates.

At some, people who use “illicit substances”—including medical marijuana, even in the dozen states that allow it—are automatically rejected. At others, patients are given a chance to reapply if they stay clean for six months.

The cruelty and stupidity of this beggars belief. This patient did not need “drug treatment.” He was already undergoing drug treatment. Nor did he need to get “clean.” He was already clean. It’s the drug war that’s dirty. (H/t: John Leone.)

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008


Close Call

Greenpeace's Esperanza sent out this inflatable boat and blocked the whaling ships which led to delaying of their fueling. Although they can't stop the killing of the whales yet, they sure won't be making it easy for them to continue their slaughters.

At least no whales have been killed in the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary since the Esperanza came across the whaling fleet on January 12th - that's 11 days, counting this evening.

link | live webcam| forums

You can also follow the Great Whale Trail - migration of humpback whales from the warm tropical waters of the South Pacific, where they breed, to the icy Southern Ocean around Antarctica, where they feed.

The whales are heading to the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary, which should be a safe haven for them. Unfortunately, whaling still continues there.

UPDATED: Sea Shepherd Critical of Greenpeace Failure to Stop Re-fueling
"Greenpeace had the opportunity to prevent the refueling. They were there and they allowed the refueling to proceed," said Captain Paul Watson. "That is unforgivable."
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Monday, April 10, 2006

Monday WebTrail | - Acid + Gong, Mind Hacks, Flying V, Obey Dude, Harmful Books, Coloring Cunts, Stones' Bassist

Mind Performance Hacks is a new book by Ron Hale-Evans, maintainer of the Mentat Wiki. I call it brain exercise. Tips and tricks for your head. It's a fun read that I borrowed from the Captain. Link

Gong + AMT = Acid Mothers Gong - Live in Nagoya. Rating: ****_ (four out of five microdots)

Replicas of the Hendrix Flying V have been authorized and ready for $7999.00 with a limited run of 300. To me he was synonymous with the white Strat which he played when I saw him. [MORE...].

Shepard Fairey's latest exhibition at White Walls in San Francisco. [via]

Right Wing's Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries. #1 on their hit parade? The Communist Manifesto - Link

Who knew a little ol' coloring book could cause such a commotion. The Cunt Coloring Book has been continuously in print since 1975, although in 1981, following a flash of cunt-roversy, it was briefly retitled "Labiaflowers". Back to the original title now, it still sells fairly well. [More...]

Rolling Stones' bass player, Darryl Jones has a blog now.


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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Stew Albert 1939 - 2006


Berkley 1968 - Portland 2002

Stew Albert a prominent anti-Vietnam war activist, an early supporter of the Black Panthers and a founder of the Yippie radical protest group, died Monday at age 66 in Portland, Oregon.

Initially diagnosed with Hepatitis C, he spent a whole year enduring grueling chemotherapy. He spoke openly about it on his website, documenting each day and each weekly shot. He was finally declared free of the disease only to be diagnosed with liver cancer this past December. The ultimate Fuck You. (My sister passed away this past Thanksgiving also from liver cancer from Hep C.) We spoke thru email about Hep C, how it sucked and how the treatment felt worse than the disease. I was always inspired by his spirit. From 1968 in Chicago throughout his life. People with true 60s ideals are a rare breed. Tom Robbins said, Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. Stew certainly believed in magic.

On his website...from Judy
"Stew will be buried tomorrow (Wednesday) in Jones Pioneer Cemetery in Portland. He will be wrapped in a tallis (Jewish prayer shaw), holding a stuffed flower from the Haight and wearing his kick-ass Frye boots and our wedding ring."

There are beautiful sentiments expressed on his website, Bay Area Indymedia, Infoshop News, SFGate, and on Counterpunch.


More On Hepatitis C
Allen Ginsberg died from complications of it. Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead, and David Crosby of Crosby, Stills, & Nash, both had liver transplants and still suffer from it. Ken Kesey, author of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”, suffered from it and died of liver cancer in 2001. Penny Arcade, the 55-year-old performance artist for the East Village avant-garde art scene since Andy Warhol roamed the city, also suffers from it.

Miles Keaton Andrew, a 52-year-old author who contracted it when he experimented with intravenous drugs as a teenager, has kept a blog, www.mkandrew.com, since 2001 about his experiences battling H.C.V. His blog has received a million hits in the past year. “I understand the whole stigma thing,” he told The Villager. "There are a lot of people like me who might have experimented with drugs. Some of us got sick from it and it isn’t anything to be ashamed about."

Hep C Life After Interferon is another blogger who documents his experience with it.

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Sunday, July 24, 2005

"Street Meme": a sticker, stencil, or poster that can spread a single image around the world. Unlike traditional graffiti art where each piece is unique, street memes can be copied repeatedly, taking on a life of their own, and spreading through the collective effort of people scattered around the world.

"Meme": A term coined by Biologist Richard Dawkins to describe self replicating ideas. Read more about the concept of the meme

Think Only As Directed
Visual Narcotics 20mg (vizh'oo el nar-kot'iks)slang
1. stupor inducing "mass media". 2. a term used to describe the mind-numbing effects caused by prolonged exposure to stupor inducing "mass media".

One of the most popular Street Memes. Obey Giant by Shepard Fairey, is more familiar street art, but I hadn't seen or heard of the Visual Narcotics 20mg meme.

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Thursday, February 3, 2005

:: I've vacillated between tears and rage today after finding out another childhood friend died last night from Hepatitis C. Too many people have left far too soon. It's going to get worse before it gets better.

:: Why do they act as if we have a choice in whether the Social Security raping, restructuring will pass or not? Or whether or not Gonzales or anybody else will pass scrutiny? The fox (Bush admin) makes rules for the henhouse (everybody else). And will for the next four years. Bush politics make me so fucking weary anymore. I'd rather discuss anal warts.

:: Jype - handy program that lets you and others view the same web page together.

:: I gotchur freedom righ-cheer. Fargo City Commissioner Linda Coates is among more than 40 area residents included on a list of people barred from attending President Bush's speech today in Fargo. more...
(thanks to maru)

:: {Today's Quote}
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
--William Blake. Then I'm one smart motherfucker.

Today's post brought to you by Susan & the Buzzkills; with Bob Bringdown on guitar, Billy Bummer on lead vocals.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Dylan is set to focus on significant and influential periods of his life in the first of three books called simply Chronicles: Volume One. Now, in a book his publisher describes as "extraordinary, revealing and surprising" and "a beautifully written, singular achievement", he is going to speak for himself.
The 304-page tome is due out on October 12, published by Simon and Schuster and will be followed about a week later by an updated edition of Lyrics: 1962-2001, a compendium of lyrics to nearly every Dylan song. Link

Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: The Best of McSweeney's Humor Category, edited by Dave Eggers et al. (Knopf, 239 pages, $24.95). Anyone who ever loved Bob and Ray or Mad magazine in its heyday or Lenny Bruce will revel in this den of satirical-to-bizarre humour. Typical entries: Lefty icons Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn provide (unused) audio commentary for a DVD of The Lord of the Rings; Ezra Pound reviews the worst films of all time on Italian radio ("Bambi: Filth."). Most of the 50 entries are very short. Some are very funny, others a bit flat; none suffers from the great McSweeney's dread -- drabness.

Hepatitis C Virus (HCV) Needs Funding For Research - Did you know that Hepatitis C killed twice as many people as AIDS did last year in the US. Go to Petition and Sign Here

John McCleary's, "The Hippie Dictionary" book is chock-full of pointed editorializing, slang and swear words culled from the vernacular of the 1960s and 1970s hippie youth, who questioned authority and created their own counterculture. I particularly liked this statement of his:
In his entry on Presiden John F Kennedy's assassination, he wrote, "It is interesting tonote that liberals are the ones who are killed in their prime, and conservatives die old in their soft beds. This world would ba a better place in which to live if John Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, and Martin Luther Kind, Jr, had lived to die in their soft beds." more »


NY Post Claims Weather Underground To "Wreak Havoc" During the RNC. A number of extremists with ties to the 1970s radical Weather Underground have recently been released from prison and are in New York preparing to wreak havoc during the Republican National Convention, The Post has learned. (via RNC Watch)

All Stresses Out And No One To Choke? - Unload that gun and Check out the 35 Symptoms of Menopause first.

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Sunday, June 20, 2004

I see it everywhere I go: "Firecrackers Ahead!" "Fireworks For Sale!". Little roadside stands selling fireworks now dot the landscape.

I see the Crazy Bob's Fireworks tent and pull in. Husband and wife tag-team modeling the latest in Fourth Of July fashions give me a nod as I step out of the car. Upon closer inspection I believe Uncle Sam threw up on them both, leaving no appendage unadorned.

Ignoring the 'No Smoking' sign, Mrs. Crazy fans herself with a dirty flyswatter and two small children climb her frame for a sip of her Big Gulp.

"Can I hep ye?"

"Yes, ma'am", I say. "I'm looking for sparklers. Do you have those?"

"A-yep. Ri-cheer," pointing to a display of sparklers.

Shuffling towards the cash register she calls out, "Zat gonna be it?"

"No, I'll take some of those M-100's. Aren't those things illegal?"

She's swatting flies and kiddies; I select a few more items, pay Mrs. Crazy and go.

I'm so ready for the Fourth Of July weekend. 'Cause nothing says "Let Freedom Ring" like blowing shit up on the Fourth.

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Monday, April 26, 2004

:: Hundreds of thousands of people filled the Mall and marched along Pennsylvania Avenue yesterday to show their support for abortion rights, loudly identifying President Bush as the leading enemy of "reproductive freedom." They sure did look good and C-SPAN2 carried it live.

:: More about the Rolling Stones film of their drug bust in 1967: The movie will be titled A Butterfly on a Wheel, and is to be filmed next year by HBO. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were given prison sentences for possessing drugs, but were later dropped after much public outcry. It became a dividing line between the establishment and everyone else. The roles of Jagger, Richards and Jagger's then-girlfriend, Marianne Faithfull, will be cast next year. I do hope the parts go to actual British actors. [link]

:: 101 Insights - Scroll down the page, ask a question and pick a card for some, uh, insight.

:: This week Asheville had an infamous hate-monger and his entourage in town protesting The Laramie Project, the Matthew Sheppard play at a local university. Jay, from bird on the moon, delivered a speech yesterday at the counter-protest rally in support of Gay Pride.

"I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I've been changed several times since then" - in Wonderland

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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

My Mother just phoned to say that my sister is in the hospital and it doesn't look very good. Something about her lungs and a fever. She has HepC and Cirrhosis. I'm waiting for a further update and I'm scared to death. After pacing endlessly, I decided to try to busy myself online.

If you offer prayers or good vibes to anyone, please offer one up for Robin. Thanks.

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Thursday, December 11, 2003

Good Morning to you.

Ken Bowser Illustrations - Very talented guy with very funky and fun illustrations. I snagged a few.

The 12 Days Of Kitschmas - for the best in bad taste religious gifts. Which reminds me of a decorated yard I saw on local tv one year with an extravagant nativity scene. And above the manger display, in all his Las Vegas glory, was one lifesize Elvis Presley, keeping watch over the manger. The natives got very restless over that unique display and the homeowner was asked to take down the Hunka Hunka Burning Love. It was indeed one Blue Christmas without Elvis.

Most Popular Christmas Toys of the 1900's
1958 Hula Hoops, and the Frisbee.
1968 Fisher Price little people and the Spirograph.
1978 Star Wars toys and Battlestar Galactica.
1988 Ghostbusters car and Marshmallow man.
1998 Beanie Babies, Furby, Playmobile video system, and Lego Robot’s Revenge.

Stew Albert's Party Rules - One man's view of his Hep C treatment. I wish him well. My sister is going through that same treatment now.

Look on the bright side. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here looking through your stuff.

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Monday, October 27, 2003

Very exciting to read about a new drug, called BILN 2061, for the more than 170 million Hepatitis C victims. With so many affected, I don't feel enough has been done to help. I recall how AIDS stalled for some time until Elizabeth Taylor stepped up and offered her support and we all discovered Rock Hudson was ill. They also helped take the stigma from AIDS, and that's what needs to happen with HepC. Many people have it but are ashamed to admit it. (My husband and sister both have Hep C, and also two of my best friends.)

Double Standards for White House and American Citizens? The White House withholds highly classified intelligence documents that warned of a terrorist attact using airplanes one month before the 9/11 tragedy, yet they want us to be dilligent in rolling over our library files, doctor's records and credit card info, etc. You can't have it both ways.

Ann Coulter Action Figure? view pic

Easy, quick Logo Generator.
[via: coolios]

Current phonecam images of the California fires. [via: idletype]

Just set down my coffee and s-l-o-w-l-y back away.

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Saturday, February 22, 2003

Good Morning...

A new book by T Coraghessan Boyle is out and this NYTimes review sounds promising. Drop City by T Coraghessan Boyle. An out-of-it hippie commune in 1970's California migrates to Alaska, where life is far more brutal, nasty and short than anyone expected. The book is one of the funniest, and at the same time most subtle, novels we've had about the hippie era's slow fade to black.
[via: NYTimes]

Blogging Around....{or How To Put Off Your Daily Chores In One Easy Lesson}
Brenda, {formerly of Californina, now living in Portugal,} just did a great email interview with Brandon Cruz of the Dead Kennedys about their current Europe/Japan tour. Maggie has a great story about an Ice Hotel in Quebec, Canada. Beautiful. Shirl's eating jelly bellies and has a pic of the sardine, grass, dirt, and other ones. Which reminds me of some X-rated gummy treats called, Gummy Dongs, I happened to see today on Wierd Links. [not safe for work] Michelle always has a fun way to do something new; easily explaining web design to the blogging community. Our good pal, Jeff, in Hawaii, speaks bravely about his upcoming surgery for cancer on his site yesterday. Stop in and show him some love. Bobbi tells about a new site tracker she's discovered called Reinvigorate and is checking out. Over at J-Mo's, I found this pic of a funky urinal.

My sister, Robin, has Hepatitis C, and her blood has not been stable enough to undergo treatment for the past two years. It has to do with her platelets. So I've watched her get worse over the past year or so. But, now we are hopeful for the first time. She saw a doctor yesterday who referred her to a surgeon who'll take out her spleen next month. [good news] Then, he can take care of the HepC. Halle-damn-lujah!


Quote For Today
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

saturday morning me/
olive ball cap/ navy football jersey/jeans/
hazelnut espresso/wheat bagel/marlboros/
how about you?/

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Thursday, September 26, 2002

Regarding Tom Daschle speaking out to Bush yesterday...

DASCHLE FINDS BALLS ON SENATE FLOOR



Had Lost Them in Senate Cloakroom



Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle found his balls on the Senate floor
yesterday, just moments before launching into a stem-winding attack on
President Bush’s alleged politicizing of national security issues, Senate
sources said.



“What are you doing down there?” Senator Daschle said after seeing his
balls on the floor of the Senate well. “I’ve been looking all over for
you!”



Yesterday’s recovery of Senator Daschle’s balls brought down the curtain
on one of the Senate’s longest-running mysteries: what happened to the
Democrats’ balls?



The answer to that riddle, as unbelievable as it may seem, is also
surprisingly simple: the Democrats’ balls have been in the Senate
cloakroom for the last several months, seemingly lost forever.



Charles Hepworth, who runs the cloakroom used by all one hundred senators,
said that the Democrats had checked their balls in the cloakroom months
ago and had forgotten to claim them.



Somehow, Mr. Hepworth said, the Democratic balls became lost in a tangled
mess of other unclaimed items.



“It’s really a disaster area in that cloakroom,” Mr. Hepworth said. “The
Republicans lost their economic plan in there months ago and they still
can’t find it.”



Yesterday, though, was a time of celebration for the Democrats, who were
unanimously jubilant to be reunited with their long-lost balls.



“I’ve got to tell you, it feels great,” said Sen. Diane Feinstein (D-CA).
[via: borowitz report]



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ABOUT EBC

It wasn't long after 9/11, September 11, 2001, that I began this website. I felt compelled to connect with other people around the globe. I had recently heard about "weblogs" or "blogs" and I dove right into Blogger.com. I searched for others to connect with online and I found Ageless. It led to meeting many great friends to discuss events of the day. From then on it snowballed. Most importantly we offered one another support and friendship across the globe; finding that we were just a few keystrokes away.

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