Go The F** To Sleep - A Bedtime Story

Monday, May 23, 2011










The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep.
I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
A tongue-in-cheek bedtime book for parents which exhorts children to "go the fuck to sleep" has soared to the top of Amazon's bestseller chart a month before publication.

Published by Akashicbooks and forthcoming June 14, 2011 also on Amazon.com. {via: the guardian}

Damn. If only I'd known I could have logged down my bedtime routine with my small son in the early 80s, I'd be one rich beotch!

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