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Pimp This or Monsieur Dickwad du Jour

Denny Hastert would rather die a thousand deaths than ride more than a block in one of your pussy FUEL CELL CARS. (via)

I dusted off my old Dickhead file and added this worthy recipient.

Dennis Hastert, having spent a block as an environmentalist, trundles over to his idling Suburban to burn oil the rest of the way back the House, where he’ll circle the block at 15 mph for an hour, do fishtails in the parking lot, then try to knock over some trees. (AP)