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The post below was taken from William Burton's site and I agree that arguing with conservatives usually comes down to this one come back from them:



Although I do appreciate comments and emails from dissenting points of view, I feel the need to make the follwing public service announcement to all conservatives:


Stop Thinking About Bill Clinton's Penis. You know it's not healthy to be that obsessed with the privates of someone you despise. All it does it get you riled up into a frenzy of hatred and rage. Take a deep breath and repeat after me:


Bill Clinton's Penis did not cause tech stocks to collapse

Bill Clinton's Penis did not loot WorldCom or Enron

Bill Clinton's Penis was not responsible for Sept 11th

Bill Clinton's Penis was not the reason girls wouldn't date you in high school

Bill Clinton's Penis was not responsible for Rush's TV show being cancelled

Bill Clinton's Penis does not want to take away your guns

Bill Clinton's Penis did not kill Randy Weaver's family

Bill Clinton's Penis is not shipping domestic manufacturing jobs overseas

Bill Clinton's Penis is not the reason your boss is a penis

Bill Clinton's Penis did not convince your wife to fuck the tennis pro

And, last but not least, Roe v Wade has nothing to do with Bill Clinton's Penis


[via: williamburton.blogspot.com] He's not had his site very long, but writes with great style, class and intelligence and wit. Can you tell he's one of my favorite daily stops on the blogging trail?