easy bake coven | since 2002

Pitch Dark Bar Opens For Blind Dates

This may not be such a bad idea. At least it'd save you from that pesky "chew your arm off" coyote method. You know, where the guy you 'picked up' looked fine at closing time, [while you were inebriated,] but after waking up beside him the next morning, you peek over to steal a glimpse and vaguely recall the night before. Realizing your arm is under his neck, you comtemplate gently slinking out of bed and running to hide in the bathroom, but when you start to make your getaway, it, he starts to awaken. So, you decide to chew your arm off rather than awaken the beast.