I'm looking to score a Velvet Elvis

Hey, man. I'm looking to score a Velvet Elvis. Seen on Asheville's Craigslist under "Barter".

"I have a 21 inch TV with vhs and remote. It works pretty well, although you have to jiggle the wire occasionally when you're watching cable. To get picture in picture I once taped a photo on it."

"My current projects include decorating my doublewide, building a solar hottub, and growing stuff. Here are some trade ideas: a velvet elvis, ceramic hands used to manufacture latex gloves, organic fertilizer, fuzzy dice, yellow bell pepper seeds, a cast-bronze taco 006, a solar differential controller, a rubbermaid structural foam stock tank."

"Hilarious and worthless trades considered."

WTF? Just how random is that?? Seen on Asheville's Craigslist under "Barter".