Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Some good quips from Stewart (which we paraphrase, since we don't have a transcript).
On Ann Coulter:
I actually feel sorry for her. Once your career is based on denigrating 9/11 widows, what's your second act? Unless you dig up Mother Teresa and stick a dildo in her eye, nothing could be more offensive.
On the Mark Foley scandal:
We do have pages on The Daily Show. I just want to make one thing clear to their parents, and to everyone else: We WILL sodomize them.
On John McCain, and the media's general adoration for him:
You know, he has the Straight Talk Express. And he's driving it to Bullshittown.
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3 comments:
I really really love Jon. Everyone's talking about him these days. He should run for office. ;)
love it!! thanks for sharing!!
Darkly: I wouldn't be surprised at all if he runs, but I don't think he'll do it just yet.
AZGoddess: Waving at you... thanks for stopping by!
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