easy bake coven | since 2002

You'll excuse me if I'm distracted. I've been so excited about the Martha Stewart welcome home party that it's all I can do to keep tethered to reality. Girlfriend hit the trifecta of serving time: her stock quadrupled, she's signed up for two new television shows, and she lost 20 pounds. She also thawed her "ice queen" persona, becoming something of a sympathetic figure to the public. Martha's extreme makeover, Prison Edition, seems to have been a huge success. Dude, lock me up and throw away the key. [more...]