Monday, February 16, 2004
5 Valentine's Day Gifts That Sucked
1. mustache wax
2. free visit to Dolly Parton's "The higher the hair, the closer to God" Day Spa
3. Industrial strength K-Y Jelly
4. John Tesh tickets
5. Herpes-the gift that keeps on giving
Can you add more?
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Progressive Portal
Duke gets knocked off their #1 pedestal after a loss to NC State last night. 78-74.
J.D. Salinger fires publicist.
1. mustache wax
2. free visit to Dolly Parton's "The higher the hair, the closer to God" Day Spa
3. Industrial strength K-Y Jelly
4. John Tesh tickets
5. Herpes-the gift that keeps on giving
Can you add more?
Progressive Portal
Duke gets knocked off their #1 pedestal after a loss to NC State last night. 78-74.
J.D. Salinger fires publicist.
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