easy bake coven | since 2002

I find it more than a little disconcerting that Wesley Clark has fallen under the spell better known as Queer Eye For The Military Guy, or the rampant Makeover Culture. Was his makeover cover blown thus freeing up tag-a-long photogs to chart his new crew neck purchases? And why is he so blatantly switching to sweaters? For the Women's Vote? That's just insulting as hell to this woman. "Let's see, thinking 'bout voting for Wes Clark, but, well, I don't know. Them stiff square-john suits really do put me off. But now that he's clad in a fashionable LLBean argyle.... YESSSS. Count me in."

Count on the dumb shit to come flying off the rack as the presidential hopefuls near the stroll down primary lane.