easy bake coven | since 2002

Good Morning.... and

Happy Valentine's Day!

I'm not yet 100% in the Blog Zone yet and I'm sick of whining about being sick. [my friend had this flu for 8 days]. But I haven't been able to surf over to all my favorite blogs like I want to yet; but soon.

To My Friends On Valentine's Day
When you are sad,.............
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue,..........
I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile,............
I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared,.........
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,.........
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to
quit whining.
When you are confused,........
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick.........
Stay away from me until your well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall......
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...............
I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?........
Because you're my friend.

Quote For The Day
As human beings, we share what is real. Joy, sorrow, care, courage, and tenderness are real. Tears are real, and so is laughter. These are the currency of the heart. They are meant to be exchanged.
~Anon

Much love to all today and everyday...